

The Tragedy of TalissaThere was once a whale human named Talissa San Gorge-us-all. She would eat all the plankton in the sea, and all the french fries on land. She barely fit in Obe-City and one day ate the mayor. Everyone tried to get her to stop eating, and they decided to set her up with a boyfriend. She denied them all, even Shamu (now known as the third biggest thing on land.) One fateful day, Talissa accidentally wandered into a "Curves" gym and met Jenny Craig. Jenny asked Talissa, "Would you like to try my low-carb, low-fat veggie pie?" Talissa was appauled. She left in a panic, so Jenny followed. Talissa lightly jogged for her life. The chase lasted a totThe Tragedy of Talissa
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